You know what they always say, don’t you? The generations-old expression on apples and trees, right?
How does the first not fall far from the second? With us so far?
In the case of Farrah Abraham and her only child, this old adage unfortunately seems quite true.
The disgraced former Teen Mom star’s daughter obviously hasn’t fallen very far from her mother.
Let us explain this confusing and overly wordy metaphor …
Abraham, of course, was fired by MTV years ago due to her urge to appear in adult videos on the internet.
(This included a real hard adult movie that she tried to pass off as a leaked sex tape, and later some cam girl stuff.)
She has spent time since then saying some really wacky things, like how she is a staunch advocate of racial justice…
… and even also loves Donald Trump.
She also says she’s not a pornstar, cam girl, sex worker, or escort, although she’s certainly dabbled in all of those things.
Either way, Farrah is a walking contradiction in many ways, though she is consistent and prolific in word salad rants online. Which appears to be at least in part genetic.
From the footage just posted by Farrah’s 12-year-old daughter, Sophia, it certainly looks like Abraham’s absurd ramblings are rubbing off on the little girl.
It’s very sad.
In a video shared by the Teen Mom Chatter fan account, Sophia was overheard speaking on camera this week and saying the following about her adorable dog:
“My billionaire dog, he’s gay and I’m proud he’s gay.”
We’re glad Sophia has an open mind and is on the LGBQT equality side (rather than hating the dog for it) … but come back?
Is his dog gay?
Sophia continued in this same post, re: Billionaire:
“One of her main habits is to eat my mom’s lingerie.”
“So my favorite thing about him is that he loves to go in shoes and he likes to eat shoes, but he can also go in girls’ shoes.”
“And on my Cameo today, one of their dogs was gay and I thought of Billionaire because he’s my gay poodle and I love him.”
The fans weren’t sure what to make of it, and can you blame them? There were a lot of unanswered questions to be sure.
Beyond his dog’s name and the fact that he likes to sniff Farrah’s underwear, there’s Soph’s “look” here.
As you can see from above in this article, Sophia looked almost unrecognizable in these videos. As 12 passes over 32.
She looked like a much younger version of her mom’s plastic surgery, and we shouldn’t be surprised, unfortunately.
After all, Farrah having already said that she prepare Sophia to look like her.
We also wonder if Abraham is consciously preparing his child for act like her too.
Or if it just happens in its natural course. The nature versus culture accord.
Sophia’s unusual video comes just days after Farrah was ransacked online for calling her daughter Rude in her own bizarre Instagram post.
The former Teen Mom OG star has been exclaiming for nearly 13 minutes this month about raising a child in today’s society, telling her followers:
“I love my daughter and she is 12 years old.”
“So the point is, I can repeat myself probably about 10 million times and she still won’t even know that I have repeated 10 million times.”
CamSoda’s former face and body, sources say mingles with businessmen periodically over the past decade, continues:
“Oh and then she’ll ask me again.” What should she say? “
Continues Farrah, losing a good part of her audience in the process: “Can you say it again?
“Oh and so be rude to me at the same time for wasting my time.”
“It’s just a really entertaining circle that I just don’t entertain.”
We can’t entertain him either, that’s for sure.
“And then after spending probably until 1 in the morning doing stuff for my kid, you know, then she’ll forget like toilet paper in our bathroom.”
And finally, “She’ll forget the towels that are cleaned for her. So I have to take them upstairs.”
“So yeah, it’s been super entertaining.”
Parenting can be difficult, Farrah, it’s true. We smell you.
It’s easy, of course, to make fun of Abraham for years now. She has imposed herself a lot with her actions and the words she uses to defend herself against criticism – fairly or not.
But a few days ago she opened her story of Depression and suicidal thoughts and U.S do Hope she seeks professional help.
“It’s nice to take care of your mental health,” she added.
“It’s nice to understand that emotions are healthy.”
Wow, did anyone just catch this?
Finally, something Farrah Abraham said makes sense.
Hell froze. And we couldn’t agree more.